Ang mga tao, bagay at hayop ay may kanya-kanyang dinaramdam at nais iparating. Heto at dinggin ang ilan sa kanila:

A bit old video clip but still makes me laugh watching this Mad TV comedy skit.

A friend forwards this e-mail message with a subject Iba Talaga ang Pinoy…

Collection of Erap Jokes

This was Erap’s letter to his son JV Ejercito:

This incident supposedly happened before the “ERAP PRESIDENCY”.

The Russian president is in Manila on a state visit. Driving into Malacañang with Erap, he sees a man peeing against the wall. He says, “In Russia we send people to the prison camps in Siberia, the coldest part of Russia, for doing that.”

On his arrival in San Francisco. ERAP notices a long queue in the immigration area. He glances and sees a shorter queue that read… “OLYMPIC ATHLETES ONLY”. “Aba, doon na ako pipila…hehe” He instructs his aides to look for sport props.

May magkapatid na nag-uusap..

Nangumpisal si Kulas sa mga kasalanang nagawa niya:

lalake: “mes powede makepagkelala? anong pangalan mo?”
girl: “loreena”

May isang mama na namamaril ng bisaya. Galit na galit sya sa mga bisaya.
Nabalitaan ito nina Inday, Maritess, at Teresa. Kinabahan sila.Nagtago sila sa kanya-kanyang taguan.

“CLEMENCY”
Want to know about clemency?
What is CLEMENCY?

Namatay ang asawang lalaki ng isang babae…
Nang dumating na ang oras upang ihatid sa huling hantungan ang bangkay,

A man is waiting nervously for news of his new-born baby when a nurse walks in.

Father Patrick was talking to his replacement in a small village church.

A very rich man who owns a huge house has a drop-dead gorgeous daughter.

Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy Hampshire farm owner.

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so he asked what was wrong.
She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid that she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.

A woman was telling her friend,