Mukha bang walang sense? Nangyari sa akin ito kagabi. Nakakatawa pero nakakatakot!

May isang mama na namamaril ng bisaya. Galit na galit sya sa mga bisaya.
Nabalitaan ito nina Inday, Maritess, at Teresa. Kinabahan sila.Nagtago sila sa kanya-kanyang taguan.

Namatay ang asawang lalaki ng isang babae…
Nang dumating na ang oras upang ihatid sa huling hantungan ang bangkay,

A man is waiting nervously for news of his new-born baby when a nurse walks in.

Father Patrick was talking to his replacement in a small village church.

A very rich man who owns a huge house has a drop-dead gorgeous daughter.

Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy Hampshire farm owner.

The Minister noticed the bride was in distress so he asked what was wrong.
She replied that she was awfully nervous and afraid that she would not remember what to do. The Minister told her that she only needed to remember 3 things.

A woman was telling her friend,

Isang gabi, naglalakad ang isang lalaki sa may tulay nang may makita siyang babae na nasa gilid nito at nagtatangkang magpatiwakal.

Sila Lolo at Lola ay naninirahan sa bukid. Ang tanging kinabubuhay nila ay ang pagtatanim ng mga gulay.

Isang sulat para kay Juan, galing sa kanyang girlfriend na nakipagbreak sa kanya.

Sa isang International airplane,

Isang gabi, tumambay si Erap sa isang beerhouse.

FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blinfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner starts the countdown: “10, 9, 8,….”.